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[Ralph]

A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;

[Cris D.]

A programmer died of drowning when he read the bottle of shampoo:

It said: "lather, rinse, repeat."

He read:

$input='lather';
do while($input){
$output .='rinse';
}
return $output;

[cathode]

Dealing with abusive clients:

if ( $client->behavior == 'abusive' ) {
 
	if ( $company->profits < 0 ) {
 
		foreach ( $company->employees() as $employee ) {
 
			$employee->frustration++;
		}
	}
	else {
 
		$client->delete();
	}
}

from http://www.pseudocoded.com/